For once, I support UMNO Penang…

For once, I actually kinda like something they did! I scarcely believe it myself!

When I read it in Malaysiakini, I was smiling to myself like a madman. But I couldn’t help it. It was too entertaining. Go on and read it here. It happened at a press conference organized by the Penang Nazi Party Branch UMNO for their Dear Leader Ahmad Ismail. They ripped Koh Tsu Koon a new @$$hole before they actually physically ripped his portrait apart. I initially was wondering why they carried a portrait of him around but then realized it was one of those portraits government offices hang up. You know, portraits of the PM and CM, just in case you forgot how ugly they looked.

I liked what Ahmad Ismail said about Koh. He said that he’s worked with him for 18 years and knows that he is a “good actor” and a “great liar” who has lost the support of the Chinese community and is now trying to salvage his reputation.

He said it right, you know. I loathe Koh Tsu Koon. While he was holding the CM’s post, he did absolutely nothing for the non-Malays in Penang. Instead, he shamelessly brown-nosed UMNO leaders; in fact, he was such a good brown-noser that it was difficult to tell where UMNO’s ass ended and Koh Tsu Koon’s head began. He sold the non-Malays down the river because it was politically convenient for him to do that. He knew that he was CM not because the people of Penang loved him, but because he was UMNO’s lapdog. And he played his role as boot-licker to the hilt. No where could we expect to find such an expert and professional ass-kisser as dear EX-chief minister Koh Suck Tsu Koon.

Everytime UMNO barked, Koh jumped and obeyed. Like how the Emperors of old had eunuchs, so UMNO had their Koh Tsu Koon. Eunuch Koh was nothing but a puppet for UMNO. They made it seem that Penang had a Chinese CM but it was as clear as day that they were the ones calling the shots. Koh himself just played along. As long as he could stick his butt in the seat of the Penang CM, he was happy to sacrifice his testicles principles and dick dignity. You can forget about regaining the trust of the non-Malays, you hypocritical spineless traitor.

You can kiss your political future good-bye. I hope you can find something to do in your spare time, Mr. Koh, since I foresee you having plenty of it in the not-too-distant future. Maybe you should take up singing as a castrato… you certainly have the talent!

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Addendum: I must state that I do not agree (in fact, I detest) all of Ahmad Ismail’s other statements. It’s only when it comes to Koh Tsu Koon that we are in agreement ;-p

~ by gehirnlappen on September 8, 2008.